DEFS not safe for work

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/do-not-watch-this-video-nsfw

oh sweet zombie jebus

If this is romance i want to have my skin ripped from my flesh and roll in salt

I dont know whos the bigger loser: him for doing it or her for saying yes. Firstly: its marriage. Well done. You've involved the government in your love life. Secondly the tattoo is looks like its been lined up a by a Thalidomide kid, with their little flappy arms barely able to stretch out enough to hold up the stencil. Did you want it straight? Curved? Well you got both by the looks of it.

I hope she gets half his shit in the divorce